normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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