It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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