I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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