Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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