I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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