Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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