I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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