Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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