You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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