I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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