Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
what if I'm pregnant?
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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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