He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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