How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Its about making memories worth repressing
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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