my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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