just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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