If that was your dad, he is hot
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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