Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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