Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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