David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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