i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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