I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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