I'm really into asian looking animals
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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