what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
