your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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