Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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