your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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