using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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