ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
