im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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