Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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