I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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