so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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