we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i came on her dog
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
