Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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