eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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