Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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