idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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