you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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