I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
no you cant smoke seaweed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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