Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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