My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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