He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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