I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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