There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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