your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
two words...techno handjob
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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