Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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