youre lurking in front of me
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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