What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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