I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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