Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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