i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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