You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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