Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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