The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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